Vanity, may be very dangerous..
"A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.' Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'
(You'll love this)
- God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'
"A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.' Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'
(You'll love this)
- God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'
14 comentários:
Fantástico...
quem a mandou fazer a plástica...
lol
beijoca...
nem sempre tudo pode ser mudado...
Cat:
Podes crer, tens toda a razão, nem tudo pode ser mudado...
Bjokas
Sabes Zabour, às vezes - Deus está distraído. outras, não quer ver.
Beijinhos
LOOOOOOOL
Está boa, é verdade!
No speak english!
E então, está tudo a rolar?
Kim:
Eu cá acho k ele vê tanta coisa desnecessária k se vê obrigado a olhar para o outro lado
Bjs migo
Lita:
God knows, rsrsrsr...
Kiss
Rei:
Me no speak too, rsrsrs...
Tá td sobre rodas...
Bjokas
Bem agora é preciso dicionario para vir aqui?aiaiaiaiaiai
Je ne t'aime pas.
;o( Beijos,hehehe
Percebo muito pouco de ingles.
Tudo bem por ai?
Beijinhos :)
Je ne comprends pas bien l'anglais.....mas posso sempre deixar-te uma beijokita.
Gandalf:
Opá, não digas isso k fico triste :O(
Bjs
Parisiense:
Pronto, tá decidido, vou traduzir o post ;O)
Bizous
Capriccio:
A versão traduzida vem já a seguir:O)
Beijokas miga
Tá tudo bem, deve ser do sol da Primavera ;O)
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